Hallucinating Sapience

Exploring Our Matrix: Do All Things Without Moderation

2011-01-19T13:06:00.000+05:30

Exploring Our Matrix: Do All Things Without Moderation

Happy Diwali

2010-11-05T10:31:00.000+05:30

Sapience Infosolutions wishes a very happy, prosperous and blessed Deepawali to all its associates, franchisees, customers, employees and friends.

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Amazing and Out of the world Rajnikant !!

2010-10-10T00:29:00.001+05:30

Just go through this guys. Its hilarious...

1. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
2. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
3. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
4. Rajnikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
5. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
6. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
7. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
8. Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
9. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
10. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
11. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
12. Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
13. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
14. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
15. Rajnikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves... at the speed of Rajnikanth.
16. Rajnikanth knows Victoria's secret.
17. Google won't find Rajni coz u don't find Rajni Rajni finds u
18. Rajnikanth leaves message b4 beep.
19. Rajni calls Voldemort by his name.
20. Rajnikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st 2 April 2nd, no april fools.
21. Rajni once had heart attack. His heart lost.
22. Rajini is so fast, he can run around world n punch himself in back of head.
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To my mother...India

2010-08-15T02:07:00.005+05:30

Hey everyone...this is a very old one from my collection, wrote it when i was 17. Publishing it for the first time on this 15 AUGUST.

Hey maa praano se pyara humko yeh astitva tumhara hai,
Tumko rakhna harpal azad jeevan lakshya hamara hai.

Teri nadi, pahad, prakrati ka,
Hota hai maa abhimaan sabhi ko,
Tere hi nischal prakash se,
Milta hai maa gyan sabhi ko.

Hey maa praano se pyara humko yeh astitva tumhara hai,

Tumko rakhna harpal aabad jeevan lakshya hamara hai.

Teri goud mein khile suman se,

Harpal haste muskate hum.

Jeete ji agar kathin ho jaye,

Toh markar dharm nibhate hum.

Hey maa praano se pyara humko yeh astitva tumhara hai,

Tumko rakhna harpal azad jeevan lakshya hamara hai.

-------------------Jai Hind--------------------

What Men Mean

2010-06-29T00:03:00.000+05:30

Found this lying somwhere yesterday, thought of sharing some laughs with everyone.

Haven’t I seen you before? = Nice ass

I’m a Romantic = I’m poor

I need you” = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I’m sick of masturbation

You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

It’s just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she’ll have her legs around my head

She’s kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue

I don’t know if I like her = She won’t sleep with me

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good

Was it good for you? = I’m insecure about my manhood

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you

Do you love me? = I’ve done something stupid and you might find out

Do you ‘really’ love me? = I’ve done something stupid and you’re going to find out sooner or later

How much do you love me? = I’ve done something really stupid and someone’s on his/her way to tell you about it now

I have something to tell you = Get tested

I’ll give you a call = I’d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

I’ve been thinking a lot = You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk

I think we should just be friends = You’re ugly

I’ve learned a lot from you = Next

But i know all this is for fun and not applicable on all of us. ;-)

Morning

2009-11-22T22:40:00.000+05:30

Endless thoughts and scores of memories

Ghosts of past that live on subtle ecstasies.

No Vendetta that I claim,

No human err that I blame.

Wind blows past me face,

I linger on to my old place.

To life's journey i keep on romancing,

As me earthly soul yearns for cleansing.

Risks come with pleasures,

Ignorance avoids warnings.

As through the night I sail,

Into a bright new morning.

Friendship, Love, Lust, Looks and Life....looking for answers...A Journey !!

2009-10-26T03:53:00.000+05:30

Its so strange how at times when i just let my mind wander, I get a few of the best questions, answers, thoughts, hallucinations and resonance that i can ever get in a normal day of life. At times I feel that loneliness and dejection brings out the best in me. Off late I have been feeling just like a free observer of the world around me. Just observing the world with and magnifying glass and not at all getting affected by it or its happenings. Pondering on creatures of species same as me, i get all my answers and also new questions. Like, the amazing topic of attraction. What is it that binds two people? What is it that makes someone to work with themselves and change or manipulate to attract the other creature. Is it just material interest and lust, or is it something else as well. If there's more to it then what's that. What's love for an example? When is it that we come to a conclusion that we love someone? and when is that we feel connected with someone? Our parents give their lives away to make ours better (I know that exceptions are there even in this, i am talking of majority here.) but still its so easy to say when we grow up that it was their duty and they did it for themselves. Which to an extent is true! Similarly, friendship is so over-rated at times. We come across all kinds of people in our lives but the one who are our best friends and ones we fall in love with are the people who suite our needs, fit our expectations and have qualities we like. Isn't this exactly the same thing we do when we go for shopping or buying something for us? As in, when we are about to get married, we look for a girl/boy according to our preferences and look for certain parameters to be fulfilled, and that's exactly what we do when we are buying something for ourselves. So, what's the big difference? Also, sex is a integral part of all love relationships, without physical intimacy no love relationship or marriage survives. And for sure this aspect is a true form of animal nature mingled up in our genes and D.N.A. So, how do we differentiate and love selflessly? I am still thinking, you also go ahead with it and post your views on this. Will come up with some answers very soon hopefully and a few new questions. Till then guys, enjoy Love :)

To You...

2009-10-04T18:20:00.002+05:30

Words, Debates and discussions, all said and done.
We grow in each other's hearts everyday and our bond grows a ton.
When my battle is your war, When you say less and i understand it all.
No boundaries and no hesitations.
Dedication and caring above our own interests and reasons.
Its good knowing that i don't need to be sweet with you to be in your mind.
As our relation is not for a day, not for a year, but its for a Lifetime.
Between you and me, there's no one ever right or wrong.
Wherever you go, to there i belong.
Even if you'll push me away, i'll crawl my way back to you.
My dear, u deserve to be told everyday that how much i love and care for You !

My Wish...

2009-09-19T04:10:00.002+05:30

Please embrace me in your wings,

As I devote myself to your beauty.

Let me find what I seek,

All I want is what love gives me.

All my life I will carry you on my back,

Please wait for me with open arms,

At the end of the Track.

Take my hand and follow me,

I’ll take you to a world of fantasy.

Pleasure of togetherness will, hold our pain inside.

Let’s live in a world where we exist for eternity.

Where there is no pain and no lies.

A World where sorrow dies and only love survives.

-----XXX-----

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2009-09-18T12:56:00.001+05:30

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A True Friend

2009-09-18T05:09:00.003+05:30

In the stressed business of life, acts like a calm voice.

Between all the pain, consoles like a smile.

With all the laughter, gives the joy of sharing.

In the times of dark, becomes a guiding light.

To resolve all the problems, becomes a solution.

Amid the fakeness of selfish world, stretches out a humble hand.

In the times of loneliness, becomes a comforting shoulder.

People just keep looking for all this, while a have already found it.
People call it a true friend, but I call it YOU.

My Sexual Intensity…

2009-09-18T02:53:00.001+05:30

What happens when tables turn?

Why be so stiff and why be so stern.

Try negotiating

Try complicating.

Sudden annihilation

Cross pollination

My sexual intensity

Comes out in a new direction

Love is a lie, lie is the life.

Where do I run and where do I hide.

What happens when tables turn?

Why be so stiff and why be so stern.

Fire and ice

Sexual suicide

Trouble in paradise

Nature in disguise

My sexual intensity

Mocking all philosophy

War of sexes, sex in war

Who’ll understand my metaphor?

What happens when tables turn?

Why be so stiff and why be so stern.

Impossible achieved

Fantasies conceived

Myths are torn

Offspring is born

My sexual intensity

Is fulfilling its prophecy

Now the breeds coincide

Now the nature is valued

As now you know,

What happens when tables turn?

Why be so stiff and why be so stern.

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Sleeping Within

2009-09-18T02:11:00.002+05:30

It’s just enough to fill u with filth n evil, my friend,

And trusting the times I know that so easily it won’t end.

But all this violence n greed for power, has stopped interrupting me as,

I sleep within.

Noise in my eyes, will talk to you for long,

True to the voices within me, I work all day long.

But as u you may find it unbending to my exterior,

I sleep within.

Pain n more pain compare n coincide in my mind,

My brothers are crying aloud as if are blind.

But as u may find unwilling to understand n help,

I sleep within.

Now my heart does not pound for the worries of weapons,

If something bad is about to come, it’s ok, I know shit happens.

But as u may find it ignorable yet feel insecure, u must remember,

I sleep within.

------XXX------