Amazing and Out of the world Rajnikant !!

Just go through this guys. Its hilarious...

1. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
2. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
3. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
4. Rajnikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
5. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
6. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
7. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
8. Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
9. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
10. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
11. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
12. Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
13. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
14. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
15. Rajnikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves... at the speed of Rajnikanth.
16. Rajnikanth knows Victoria's secret.
17. Google won't find Rajni coz u don't find Rajni Rajni finds u
18. Rajnikanth leaves message b4 beep.
19. Rajni calls Voldemort by his name.
20. Rajnikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st 2 April 2nd, no april fools.
21. Rajni once had heart attack. His heart lost.
22. Rajini is so fast, he can run around world n punch himself in back of head.
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To my mother...India

Hey everyone...this is a very old one from my collection, wrote it when i was 17. Publishing it for the first time on this 15 AUGUST.




Hey maa praano se pyara humko yeh astitva tumhara hai,
Tumko rakhna harpal azad jeevan lakshya hamara hai.


Teri nadi, pahad, prakrati ka,
Hota hai maa abhimaan sabhi ko,
Tere hi nischal prakash se,
Milta hai maa gyan sabhi ko.

Hey maa praano se pyara humko yeh astitva tumhara hai,

Tumko rakhna harpal aabad jeevan lakshya hamara hai.

Teri goud mein khile suman se,

Harpal haste muskate hum.

Jeete ji agar kathin ho jaye,

Toh markar dharm nibhate hum.

Hey maa praano se pyara humko yeh astitva tumhara hai,

Tumko rakhna harpal azad jeevan lakshya hamara hai.

-------------------Jai Hind--------------------

What Men Mean

Found this lying somwhere yesterday, thought of sharing some laughs with everyone.


Haven’t I seen you before? = Nice ass

I’m a Romantic = I’m poor

I need you” = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I’m sick of masturbation

You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

It’s just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she’ll have her legs around my head

She’s kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue

I don’t know if I like her = She won’t sleep with me

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good

Was it good for you? = I’m insecure about my manhood

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you

Do you love me? = I’ve done something stupid and you might find out

Do you ‘really’ love me? = I’ve done something stupid and you’re going to find out sooner or later

How much do you love me? = I’ve done something really stupid and someone’s on his/her way to tell you about it now

I have something to tell you = Get tested

I’ll give you a call = I’d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

I’ve been thinking a lot = You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk

I think we should just be friends = You’re ugly

I’ve learned a lot from you = Next

But i know all this is for fun and not applicable on all of us. ;-)